Summer Sizzlers

at the Fest. In 2004 however, E.T. appeared to have stayed at home but something infinitely more Spooky happened at the fest. Click on the scaredy cat for more info....

There will be a quiz at this years ‘fest’ so if you want to brush up on your general knowledge in advance then feel free to do so here. Just type in a subject and find out the facts. (Don’t worry Ange had nothing to do with this, so it’s actually pretty cool!).

Finally Kay managed to present the best results possible (thanks for your patience Kay), although it still looked more bungalow than tower. On the plus side, we’ve completely gone of chocolate now!

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

The SFMT would like to take this opportunity to dispel a myth here. Despite what adverts show on the telly it is totally and utterly impossible! 4 individual ‘festers’ repeatedly tried and failed to achieve it. Even though they were armed with copious quantities of glue dots, sticky pads, blue tack and double sided sticky tape. We honestly beleive that the Blue Peter Team, even with all their relevant skills with these mediums would have been totally unable to achieve perfection with this.

What are we talking about? Building a Ferrero Rocher tower of course. We had enough of the little shiny round buggers stashed away to feed an army. It was only when building commenced that we realised why more people don’t do this instead of getting a wedding cake that nobody likes. The ‘tower’ was built about 20 times and each time it came a-tumbling down.

CONTAGION ALERT!

The Surrey ‘Fest’ Management team are obliged to warn ‘festers’ of a rather worrying development following last years event. Some of you may remember that Fest Management Team Co-organiser Mark suffered his 40th birthday last year (and not very gracefully either!) Well apparently middle age is contagious!! Not one, but three fellow festers have since contracted this ailment and will also turn 40 this year. We hope we can prevent this problem from spreading any further, but please be warned.... at this stage it would appear that attending the Surrey Fest

could be severely detrimental to your age.

(Click on the old codger to find out who’s already been afflicted).

UNCANNY

We definitely had a more empty bottles left over than cans after the 2004 ‘Fest’. Normally it’s the other way around. We thought that was a
bit ‘uncanny’ (un-can-ny get it?)

Everything was duly recycled of course, including the joke.